Now Reading ...Google is the search engine king that everybody would like to invite Google to crawl their site.
They try to please google rather than scare Google away. It’s natural, anyway…
I found many people actually write post on how to optimize or make your blog google-friendly.
Well, this post won’t write the same words. Instead, I will share you how to scare Google away or Make google dislike you.
1.
Target Kazillion of Topic in your blog. From cooking, design, knitting, blogging, making money, technology, art, health, war, etc, etc.
Google will confuse of your blog and won’t show your index at the top ten SERP! You just scare the SERP away!
2.
Scared google away by adding 100 keywords in your keyword meta tag and write an 7000 words essay in your meta description.
3.
Stuffed a lot of same keyword in your post by blending it well to the content. It will not flag as keyword stuffing, but keyword density overloaded! 
4.
Host a Malicious Scripts on your blog. Capture and Break every spider that come to visit your blog. I’m sure google will remove you from the index and won’t pay a visit again although you submit your URL 1000x! 
5.
Never Follow any Google SEO tips. And practically do the reverse.
6.
Stuffed your blog will videos. Don’t write words. When google’s spider come to visit your blog, google will think that you blog is haunted! No content at all!
7.
Same cases for Flash Site/Blog. Fill your blog will lots of flash animation and contents. Google will think you are nuts and won’t index your blog properly.
8.
Frame your blog like bookshelf and make sure to exclude “noframe” in your blog’s frame.
Google will scared by your blog design the most and likely won’t come back anymore.
9.
Cloak your page like Casper-ghost. Make sure it not visible via source code or not capable to copy any scripts from your site. Google won’t happy with cloaked page.
10.
Buy and use a lot of Automatic submission Program to submit your blog each day. Google will likely set up a bazooka at the front to eliminate your submission in the future! ;p
11.
Host your blog at an alexa rank of 1.000.000 or above web host. Or find webhost that have a regular down time record each week. When you submit your blog to Google, Google will mark you as a “spamming submit” and will delete any of your page index in their database.
12.
Make a Cracker Site or Nudity blog. Google will scared by your content and set up an adult site warning to warn your reader before entering your blog.
13.
Stuffed your home page with millions of links to millions of linkfarms and web rings. Google will find out that your blog have a “good” navigation system in the blogosphere and award you will a “banned” statue. 
Well, although I wrote this freaky tips, I don’t recommend you to do it. It is just a bad example. Make sure to do the opposite from the tips if you want to make google love your blog. 
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(July 31, 2007, 5:01 am)
“Google will likely set up a bazooka at the front ”
Ha ha ha, that’s funny
Reply to ReviewSaurus(July 31, 2007, 8:40 am)
Reply to Ken XuI’m glad you laugh!
Just try to make a tweak to my plain words.
(July 31, 2007, 5:02 am)
Rememember that use order list
<ol>
<li>something topic 1 </li>
<li>something topic 2 </li>
</ol>
It is easier to organize
Reply to Myo Kyaw Htun(July 31, 2007, 8:44 am)
Hi, Htun.
Reply to Ken XuI want to insert image file into them. But Haven’t finish design it yet. ;p
Thanks for the tips. I will make sure to apply your tips in my next post.
(July 31, 2007, 7:08 am)
Nice one. As Myo Kyaw Htun pointed out, arranging using ul and li will be nice.
Reply to Nirmal(July 31, 2007, 8:46 am)
You laugh too? Nice!
He advise me many times about HTML and CSS code. Thanks to him, I’ve learn a lot about it.
Reply to Ken XuYup, Myo Kyaw Htun is a kind heart programmer actually!
(July 31, 2007, 1:07 pm)
WoW man Nice Tips i will try them on all of my sites lol just kidding i don’t even know what tips to follow so i set very basic SEO
Reply to Ehsan(July 31, 2007, 1:39 pm)
Hi, Ehsan!
Reply to Ken XuDon’t worry, I will write one for you. The simplest SEO tips for better beginner’s brain digest.
Just wait. I have visit your blog! Wow, your design is cool and you already have your own voice in it. nice job man!
(July 31, 2007, 3:54 pm)
you are so funny …..
those are some freaky tips!!
Reply to pearl(August 1, 2007, 11:45 am)
Hahaha, thanks pearl! But I don’t have any purpose to scare google away from my blog anyway! That would be crazy! ;p
Reply to Ken Xu(August 1, 2007, 4:22 am)
Good ways to scare Google
Reply to kuanhoong(August 1, 2007, 11:47 am)
well, this is some crazy post of mine!
Reply to Ken Xuwho would chase google away from their post? I won’t! ;p
(August 1, 2007, 5:42 am)
I might already have done ? Someone help me, help me, help me
Reply to jamy(August 1, 2007, 11:47 am)
Just do the reverse, google will love on your blog!
Reply to Ken Xu(August 2, 2007, 2:14 pm)
lol that seriously was one funny and scary post. The points will really kick away Google and there is no doubt about that lol.
For those seeking some good seo tips. Just do everything opposite to whats written here in this post and you will get the best seo for your blog hehe. Right or not
?
Reply to DjFlush(August 2, 2007, 2:35 pm)
lol, well DJ, it’s just a simple tips. I still need to learn a lot from you!
Reply to Ken XuI’m really like your post about PR and still wondering why my blog still get “unranked”…
I believe SEO have many parts to maintain. That’s why there is a black hat and white cap SEOer!
(August 4, 2007, 11:51 pm)
I wanted to put negative list like this
nice don’t do list for newbies!!
Reply to Benedict Herold(August 5, 2007, 10:46 am)
Thanks Ben!
May be you should make some. I will stumbled it for sure! 
Reply to Ken Xu